{"product_id":"fifty-shades-of-chicken-a-parody-in-a-cookbook","title":"Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook","description":"\"Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more \" \u003cbr\u003eFifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on. \u003cbr\u003e\"\"I want you to see this. Then you'll know everything. It's a cookbook,\" he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. \"I want to prepare you, very much.\" This isn't just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There's pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we'll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . \"Holy crap.\"\"\"\"I will control everything that happens here,\" he says. \"You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you're my ingredient.\" I'll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something--what? Something \"delicious.\" \" \u003cbr\u003eSo begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James's sensational \"Fifty Shades of Grey \"trilogy.\" \"Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef. \u003cbr\u003eAnd before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three acts--\"The Novice Bird\" (easy recipes for roasters), \"Falling to Pieces\" (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and \"Advanced Techniques\" (the climax of cooking)--\"Fifty Shades of Chicken\" is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more. \u003cbr\u003eWith memorable tips and revealing photographs, \"Fifty Shades of Chicken\" will have you dominating dinner.","brand":"stockwords","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32418596651139,"sku":"","price":9.6,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0351\/1438\/5539\/products\/Fifty-Shades-of-Chicken-Reage-Pouline-9780385345224.jpg?v=1583223093","url":"https:\/\/stockwords.myshopify.com\/products\/fifty-shades-of-chicken-a-parody-in-a-cookbook","provider":"stockwords","version":"1.0","type":"link"}